Generic Error Codes

PICNICProblem in Chair, Not in Computer
CIRCUSCustomer is Root Cause Unless Specified
PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
FUBARF'ed Up Beyond All Recognition
SNAFUSituation Normal: All F'ed Up
FUKTFailed Unit Kick Test
PBKProblem Behind Keyboard
TARFUThings are Really F'ed Up
ID-10-T error in the 12-IB-KC UnitIdiot in the 12 Inches Between Keyboard & Chair Unit
hardwareLoose Nut on the keyboard