PICNIC	Problem in Chair, Not in Computer
CIRCUS	Customer is Root Cause Unless Specified
PEBCAK	Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
FUBAR	F'ed Up Beyond All Recognition
SNAFU	Situation Normal: All F'ed Up
FUKT	Failed Unit Kick Test
PBK	Problem Behind Keyboard
TARFU	Things are Really F'ed Up
ID-10-T error in the 12-IB-KC Unit	Idiot in the 12 Inches Between Keyboard & Chair Unit
hardware	Loose Nut on the keyboard